((LIZ. LIZ. WHEN. ARE. YOU. GOING. TO. EUROPE???!))

{{Um Um I leave June 17th, I get back July 15~}}

{{I just realized…the month I’ll be in Europe, I’ll probably be mopey and someone might ask me what’s wrong, and I’ll just whine, ‘I MISS MY FAMILYYYYY’

and they’ll be like, ‘Oh yeah, me too,’ 

and I’ll be like, ‘NO NOT THAT FAMILY

MY BABIESSS

BRUUUUUUUUUUCE’

and then I’ll roll around on the floor.}}

juicy-bruce:

armoredplayboy:

juicy-bruce:

armoredplayboy:

juicy-bruce:

[[Someone needs to give me an excuse to use these shirtless gifs before I just post them.]]

Bruce, sweetheart, I need you to take your shirt off. 

Like, now.

What? Why?

Does there need to be a reason? You’re gorgeous and I like looking at you.

You’re lucky that you’re cute. And that a magic anon is making me walk around like this for two hours.

Only two? Aww…

Well, that’s plenty of time for a quickie. I mean what. 

juicy-bruce:

armoredplayboy:

juicy-bruce:

[[Someone needs to give me an excuse to use these shirtless gifs before I just post them.]]

Bruce, sweetheart, I need you to take your shirt off. 

Like, now.

What? Why?

Does there need to be a reason? You’re gorgeous and I like looking at you.

hemsworthss:

(via looking-good-in-green)

juicy-bruce:

[[Someone needs to give me an excuse to use these shirtless gifs before I just post them.]]

Bruce, sweetheart, I need you to take your shirt off. 

Like, now.

juicy-bruce:

daughterofscience:

juicy-bruce:

[[Some reasons EJ just now got here:

• He was away at college (and entered young because genius, blahblahblah)
• He was backpacking through Europe
• He was saving other countries (or universes)
• He was just born
• We keep him locked in the attic

Just putting those out there.]]

((I locked him in the attic. Because I wanted all the attention on me. MUWAHHAHAHAH))

[[And for a few months one of the dads would go, “Hey, were’s EJ?” And then everyone settled on the idea that he was out sewing his wild oats or something.]]

{{“It sounds like there’s something thumping around in the attic…”

“RACCOONS. JUST RACCOONS.”}} 

juicy-bruce:

armoredplayboy:

{{What what what are you doing

Where is this Bruce angst coming from

WHY}}

[[What!? It’s not even that angsty!

I’m sorry. It’s Bruce, it’s what he does. That’s the core of his entire character.

Bruce was just pointing out the fact that is said “It’s not Bruce Jr.” rather than “It’s not Bruce Jr. or Tony Jr.” so he’s taking it too personally lmfao.]]

{{But buuuuuut maybe I’m reading too much into it, then. XD But shhh I like it, relax boo~}}

ejaybanner:

armoredplayboy:

ejaybanner:

Oh, I worry about you Dad. I really do.

Ohhh, if I had a nickel every time I heard that…

That’d be a lot of nickels I could throw at you when you’re working

Can I ask why you would—…you know what, never mind. 

{{What what what are you doing

Where is this Bruce angst coming from

WHY}}